Webmaster Hates You: Bow Down To Your Master/Mistress


Posted July 5, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

From: MVoshe
Sent: Saturday, July 01, 2006 11:05 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: (no subject)

are you a chick?

From: webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, July 05, 2006 1:05 PM
To: MVoshe
Subject: (no subject)

Technically, were I a chick, I would be a webmistress. Do you need a webmistress, you naughty boy? Have you been bad to the web? Perhaps you need a punishment. Tell your webmistress that you are willing to do everything you can to make up for your naughty deeds.

Now, go outside to the backyard and get me a switch. You need to be flogged for disrespecting your webmistress, worm. Get on your knees and beg me to let you breathe virtually. I’m waiting. Do you want to keep your webmistress waiting? I thought not.

In short, no, I am not a chick. I am a collective, like Shakespeare, or Franklin W. Dixon.


Webmaster Hates You: Bow Down To Your Master/Mistress


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