Put Hair Where Ever YOU Want!!!


Posted June 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

For $5,000 you can have your own, custom designed, lifelike silicon replica of a woman. It has real weight, real hair, real…orifices.

These “Real Dolls” are supposedly going to change the way people have fake sex with themselves, totally replacing inflatable blow up dolls. I don’t think so. If someone has $5,000 to blow on a big doll, don’t they have the $5,000 to hire a hooker or seduce some sort of gold digging woman with fake boobs who would be impressed by a guy with $5,000 to throw around?

Wait a minute. A thought is forming in my head. Maybe it’s not a matter of getting actual girls to go out with them; maybe it’s the fact that the girl is totally static that turns them on the first place. I mean, why put up with some whiny bi*ch when you can have all the good parts of her cast in silicon? They’d never disappoint you.

Do they make a ken model?

Yahoo! News: Silicone doll promises to keep the party going

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Put Hair Where Ever YOU Want!!!


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