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Posted June 28, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

…was my first thought when I read that Britney Spears was posing nude for Harper’s Bazaar and the pictures were available on the internet.

I don’t know if you’ve seen our fair Britney lately, but she ain’t looking so hot. The once toned, trimmed and svelte vixen has been a blur of smeared red lip stick, ill-fitting clothes and horrible choice of life mate. Great. Naked and pregnant with ne’er a scrap of clothing to cover her jiggly body by Venti Frap with extra Whip.

But friends, life is filled with surprises, and this one is a happy surprise.

Britney looks stunning in these pictures. She’s airbrushed and photoshopped within an inch of her life, but nonetheless, she glows with the halo of motherhood. This is the new Britney people should remember, not baby dropping Britney or droopy boobies Britney. She may not be the temptress that she once was, but pregnancy has made her sexiness softer…when put under the right lighting and shot by one of the world’s top photographers.

Even though there’s no Mrs. Cleaver shot and not a nipple in sight, the pics are totally worth checking out. She looks great—and these pics are sure to wash the depressing taste of failure out of everyone’s mouth.

Oh and P.S. did you see the picture of Britney wrapped up in that fluffy blanket/rug thing? It’s strangely reminiscent of the sculpted reenactment of the birth of her first baby. Does she not read the news? Oh crap. Nevermind. Carry on. 

Hollywood Rag: A Pregnant Britney Spears Goes Nude

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