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The Webmaster Has Had Quite Enough, Thank You

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Posted June 22, 2006 - By Stephen Johnson

Webmaster Hates You is a daily Feed feature in which we answer our viewers' email. Isn't that fun?

From: kidd g [mailto:dollarbill55555@xxxx.com]
Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 4:04 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: help

hey was looking for some one to talk to on finding an really old game but don't remeber what i played it on or what it was called i do remeber it was lots of fun and hard to play it was a game well befor its time and i'm sure it will be hard to find!

let me know who to talk to about trying to find this game not that you would help me find it! or could!


From: webmaster
Sent: Saturday, June 17, 2006 4:04 PM
To: kidd g [mailto:dollarbill55555@xxxx.com]
Subject: help

Kidd, you can talk to me about the game you're looking for. I'm a really good listener, a well-respected psychotherapist and I'm totally psychic.

I can tell a lot about you. 

The game you want to play is Dig Dug.

But that's only the surface. What you want deep down is to relive the time in your life when you think you were happy playing Dig Dug.

I could hypnotize you and take you back to those time, but it might prove too damaging, so instead I'll ask you to think about what you're trying to replace in your life when you play videogames.

What's lacking?

You feel worthless around others.

You often feel your opinions do not matter.

You do not believe in anything.

Would you like a hug? The Webmaster will give you a hug. The Webmaster has your well-being at heart.

Feel better? Good. The Webmaster loves you.

The Webmaster Has Had Quite Enough, Thank You
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