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Learn Something About Art and Get Girls

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Posted June 19, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

Here you guys, read the following news snippet. This article will help you sound more intelligent and make you more fun at snooty cocktail parties. The girls will be all like, "Ooooooh, he knows about art, I'm totally going to take off my pants."

And then that snooty cocktail party will turn into a wild and crazy meeting of the world-famous POC (Pants Off Committee). We all know how fun POC meetings can be, so enjoy it Mr. Chairman!

In order to get the party ball rolling, all you have to do is read up on this piece of art by some guy named Gustav Klimt. You know what? I'm in such a giving mood today, you don't even have to read the article. I will lay out the talking points for you in an organized list. Commit them to memory or write them down on your hand. 

Ready?

Ok, a piece of art by Gustav Klimt known as the portrait of Adele Bloch-Bauer just became the most expensive piece art sold ever, fetching 135 million dollars.

Now, make some joke about all the other things you could think to do with 135 million dollars BESIDES buying some dumb painting.

Then say that the painting was purchased by "cosmetics magnet" Ronald S. Lauder (as in Estee Lauder) for the sum, but all the parameters (be sure to use that word) of the deal have been kept relatively secret.

An interesting fact about the portrait is that it was one of five Klimt paintings to be seized by the Nazis during World War II.

Are her pants off yet? Do you feel like you need to know more? Check the article then, I've done all I can do.

Yahoo! News: Klimt painting sold for record $135 mln: report

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