Webmaster Needs New Friends


Posted June 16, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

From: Anthony
Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:23 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: all of meh friends are idiots

I think all of my friends are idiots...they alll think Spiderman is gonna be in the new Justice League game...i mean spiderman is in marvel! and i the justice league is with DC...i mean they are all idiots! I WANNA KILL EVERYBODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Dear Anthony,

Dude!!! OH my god! All your friends think spiderman is gonna be in the new Justice League game? All your friends are totally idiots man! I can't believe they would be so idiotic as to think Spiderman would be a part of the Justice Leauge, I mean, come on! That Marvel vs. DC crap is as old as all of your friends' moms combined. They should totally know better. Thus, making them idiots. YOUR FRIENDS TOTALLY = IDIOTS

You know what? I think you need new friends! Non-idiot friends! You wanna know what else? I want to kill everyone tooo!! Oh my god, I just had a total flash. . .you need new friends and I need friends period and we both agree that Spiderman will not be in the new Justice League game that is a great place to start a friendship. Plus the fact that I want to kill everyone too. Dude, I think this is the beginning of something really beautiful.

Let's buy trench coats.


The Webmaster

Webmaster Needs New Friends


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