Sent: Wednesday, June 14, 2006 9:23 PM
Subject: all of meh friends are idiots
I think all of my friends are idiots...they alll think Spiderman is gonna be in the new Justice League game...i mean spiderman is in marvel! and i the justice league is with DC...i mean they are all idiots! I WANNA KILL EVERYBODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Dude!!! OH my god! All your friends think spiderman is gonna be in the new Justice League game? All your friends are totally idiots man! I can't believe they would be so idiotic as to think Spiderman would be a part of the Justice Leauge, I mean, come on! That Marvel vs. DC crap is as old as all of your friends' moms combined. They should totally know better. Thus, making them idiots. YOUR FRIENDS TOTALLY = IDIOTS
You know what? I think you need new friends! Non-idiot friends! You wanna know what else? I want to kill everyone tooo!! Oh my god, I just had a total flash. . .you need new friends and I need friends period and we both agree that Spiderman will not be in the new Justice League game that is a great place to start a friendship. Plus the fact that I want to kill everyone too. Dude, I think this is the beginning of something really beautiful.
Let's buy trench coats.