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Webmaster Hates Cornelius

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Posted June 14, 2006 - By F M

Webmaster Hates You is a daily Feed feature in which we lovingly respond to our readers' email queries. Doesn't that sound fun?

From: cornelius82570
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2006 11:01 AM
To: webmaster
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation

YOUR SITE IS ETHICALLY DISTURBING I WOULD LIKE OUT OF MY ACCOUNT ETC.  HOW MIGHT I DO THIS?

From: webmaster
Sent: Sunday, May 28, 2006 12:01 PM
To: cornelius8257
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation

Ethically disturbing, eh? Well, well, well…it seems like we got ourselves a sissy pants here. Boys, grab the rope and let’s hogtie ourselves a wussy! Ya wanna get out of your account, do ya? There’s only way to do that. You gotta take a red hot poker and burn us outta yer skin! Just reach in the wound, grab yourself some tainted flesh and rip it out. Then take the hot poker and fry the cut till it bubbles over with gurgling flesh and you double over with searing pain. When you wake up days later, the wound will be all scabbed over and the G4 poison will be out of your system. We’ll let you heal a day or too before kicking the living crap out of you. Aren’t we nice?

 

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