Sent: Saturday, June 03, 2006 4:03 AM
Subject: Re: Your G4tv.com Registration Confirmation
I would apprcieate if you could give me grand theft auto liberty city stories for PS2 ?
[p.s.]Thank you very much
Sent: Monday, June 5th, 2006
Subject: Grand Theft Auto
Sure. I'll give you Grand Theft Auto Liberty City Stories for PS2. How about if I give you my car keys and social security number, as well? Why not the contents of my bank account, and my mother's maiden name? I'm sure you'd appreciate that, too, wouldn't you?
As a matter of fact, why don't we just give you an hour-long live show to talk about how much you appreciate it? We'll rename the network G4 Brandon TV, just because you'd appreciate it so much. And a private jet. And a cave dwelling with robot sharks and slaves to do your bidding. How about that?
What if we rename the country the United States of Brandon? Just because you'd really appreciate it. I mean, all you need to do is ask people for free stuff, and they send it, right? That's the way life goes. For Brandon.
In short, no.I'm not feeling predisposed to give stuff away just because you asked.