Pigs on Scooters


Posted June 1, 2006 - By Dana Leahy

No, it's not a reality show on Fox (not yet anyway), it's the Chicago Police Department! They've purchased a whole bunch of Segway scooters to tool around the city on.

They also got scarves and assless chaps to match.

Seriously though, if you saw a cop careening towards you on a Segway, wouldn't you break down laughing? Wouldn't you lose it in a retarded fashion? Maybe this is a good crime fighting technique, because I know that if I were in the middle of committing some horrible crime, I would stop mid-spree to laugh if a cop came after me on one of those things.

Just because you carry a gun doesn't mean you can pull off a Segway. You don't look any cooler than someone with a pocket protector riding around on one of those things.

Sir, please pull over. . .you look like an idiot.

Defense Tech: Chicago Cops Crack Heads, Ride Scooters 

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Pigs on Scooters


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