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Sent: Monday, May 29, 2006 4:43 AM
Subject: need some help
hello i have a freind who is all hook up thinking a new cell phone call italk for apple i keep telling him is fake but i need show him a eamil or some to prove him wrong if the cell phone is real you will see ad's come out on it just like ps3 he siad italk come out as nov. too thank you for time have good day jason b
Sent: Wednesday, May 31, 2006 5:42 PM
To: 'jason b'
Subject: RE: need some help
Your friend is crazy.
Going forward you should probably avoid talking to him entirely, and if you must talk to him, absolutely, positively do not look him directly in the eyes while doing so. He may take this as a sign of aggression and become agitated and hostile. You’ll want to arm yourself with as many bags of frozen baby carrots as you can carry, as beating him about the face with this icy, orange arsenal may be the only thing that stands between you and certain death.