The Webmaster Hates Your Friend


Posted June 1, 2006 - By juster

The Webmaster Hates You is a daily Feed feature in which the webmaster answers your email. Isn't that fun?

From: jason b
Sent: Monday, May 29, 2006 4:43 AM
Subject: need some help

hello i have a freind who is all hook up thinking  a new cell phone call italk for apple i keep telling  him is fake  but i  need show him a eamil or some to prove him wrong if the cell phone is real you will see ad's come out on it  just like ps3 he siad italk come out as nov. too    thank you for time have good day  jason b

From: webmaster
Sent: Wednesday, May 31, 2006 5:42 PM
To: 'jason b'
Subject: RE: need some help


Your friend is crazy.


Going forward you should probably avoid talking to him entirely, and if you must talk to him, absolutely, positively do not look him directly in the eyes while doing so.  He may take this as a sign of aggression and become agitated and hostile.  You’ll want to arm yourself with as many bags of frozen baby carrots as you can carry, as beating him about the face with this icy, orange arsenal may be the only thing that stands between you and certain death.





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