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The Webmaster Hates You & Axl Rose!

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Posted May 24, 2006 - By F M

The Webmaster Hates You is a daily Feed feature in which the webmaster answers your email. Isn't that fun?

From: cheerios3061
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2006 4:47 PM
To: webmaster
Subject: Axl Rose

READ!!!!!

I don't know who she is but on a show of yours called "attack of whatever" the host said Axl Rose got botox! No he did not his hair being pulled back is what makes him look different. You dumb fux don't even know the story! Tommy is a psycho and hit Axl when Axl was kindly trying to save Tommy's girlfriend's drink from spilling. Tom should have thanked him but instead flipped out for no reason. He was probably afraid of losing his girlfriend to a brilliant rockstar and wanted to look tough! Anyway shut your mouths about Axl cause you don't know what the hell your talking about!!! Your channel sux!



From: webmaster
Sent: Tuesday, May 24, 2006 12:07 PM
To: cheerios3061
Subject: Axl Rose

Hey Moron, Read this!

Dear Cheerio. Geez, the tone of your letter wasn’t very cheery at all! But allow me to address the points of your letter. First off, it’s called Attack of the Show, dumbass. Maybe it’s good to get your facts straight before you shoot your mouth off. Second, if Axl didn’t get botox, then he has been beat in the face every day for the last four years since resurfacing in public. I used to have long hair too, and wasn’t past a braid job or two either, but never once when I pulled it back did my face look like his (see accompanying photo). No, my friend. That is a bad botox job if ever I’ve seen one. And I’m from Hollywood, so I’ve seen a lot of bad botox in my life, lemme tell ya! I do agree with you that Tommy Hilfiger is a psycho, but not because he bitch-slapped Axl Rose. Simply because the clothes he designs look like Raggedy Ann outfits by way of retarded ghetto Barbie Dolls. I will also agree with you that Axl is a brilliant rockstar. I mean, he actually only made one great album, Appetite For Destruction, but anyone that can keep the world waiting with baited breath for over a decade for a crappy album that will likely never get released is beyond brilliant in my book. And, yes, please allow me to burst your bubble. I’ve heard five songs and they all suck. So Chinese Democracy is indeed crappy. And finally, sucks is spelled S-U-C-K-S, not “sux.” Here, let me use is in a sentence for you: Anyone that bothers to write to TV show webmasters to complain about washed up rockstars SUCKS. See, now that wasn’t such a chore, was it?

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