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Webmaster Hates You: An Opology

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Posted May 4, 2006 - By Mike D'Alonzo

The Webmaster Hates You is a daily Feed feature in which the webmaster answers your email. Isn't that fun?

From: Janglez Juggalo

Subject: FANS VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea i Just Watched a Show On G4tv Reviewing Resident Evil Deadly Silience On The Nintendo DS and you guys are full of s**t!!! THE GAME IS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES ON DS!!! YOU GAVE IT 2 OUT OF 5 HOW COULD YOU???????

Its More like a 5 out of 5 !!!!

Just Because its A Remake you wanna talk s**t! I have every RE title and I Say Its Up There next to RE4!! the only thing thats going down the toilet is YOU G4! Adam Sesler SUCKZ!!!! Get Some Real Hosts!!!! That Actually Play Video Games!!!

AND DROP THE CORNY JOKES THEY ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also I Noticed On x-play YOU MAKE SNAKE FROM MGS3 LOOK LIKE A F*G THATS F****N BULLS**T!!!! DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE F*****G G*Y THESE DAYS!!!!!!! JUST DROP IT F*GS ARE NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU G4!!!!!

YOU EVEN DECIDED TO TALK SH*T ABOUT TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES F**K THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE WAY BIGGER AND BETTER THAN ANYTHING ON G4 I WILL WATCH MY TMNT DVDS OVER AND OVER BEFORE I WOULD WATCH ANYTHING AGIAN ON G4 TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You always Have To Talk S**t About Everything Thats Not Playstation!!!!!! And Im Tierd Of That S**t!!! the only good show i see on G4 is ICONS Because there is No Dumb Ass ADAM SESLER AND MORGAN WEBB maybe if They Wouldnt Make Corny Jokes And Talk Sh*t About every Game That Comes There Way.. Maybe they would be "ok" Yea RIGHT!!!  HaHaHaHAHA!!!! Come on G4 Get Some Real Hosts! everyone hates A S AND M W !!!! I thought G4 TV Was For Games Not corny Kids Jokes 

So There You Have IT G4 you Have Put Down Every Game I Like!!!! MGS, RE , TMNT

i suggest you stop talkin bad about games It Will Be Your Downfall!!  I WANT AN OPOLGY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF I HEAR ONE P*SS JOKE ABOUT NINTENDO "WII" FROM G4 IM DONE WITH YOU ALL FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and dont forget im watching you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

To: Janglez Juggalo

Sent: Thursday, May 5th, 12:00 PM 

From: webmaster

Subject: FANS VERY ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Mr. Juggalo,

May I call you Janglez? Thanks. Jan, let me say that I appreciate the volume of your anger, as evidenced by the number of exclamation points you used to illustrate it. Whew! Rarely have I seen something so punctuated! It's almost as if your rage flies off the page.

Now, you and I are not so different. Perhaps we're both enjoying a 2-liter of Faygo Cola as we speak. So, I hear you. I understand, Jan. So, you need an opology. Obviously you're hurt over your love of the Resident Evil series, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. That Michelangelo is something, ain't he? The way they eat that pizza! Mein Gott, those turtles! What will they think of next? So, I suppose an opology is in order. Let me put it in a way you'll understand...

WE Don'T HATE ON RE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ADAM SESLER IS JUST A MAN DOING A JOB, And morgan wEbb is Just Delivering The JoKes as WriTTen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAKE IS A CHARACTER IN A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We Don't Juge Him On His Sectuality!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, as for your crypic messages (Re: It Will Be Your Downfall!!!!!; and dont forget i'm watching you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), it's clear you're connected with a higher power. We certainly didn't mean to offend, or bring about imminent downfall. As fans of the ICP, can't we just agree to disagree? Let's toast some Faygo together and talk like Juggalos. Your suggestion about us talkin' bad about games you like? Taken. Perhaps we could do an alternate viewpoint. Games For the Ultimate Juggalo would be a series of reviews written just for fellas like you and me, Jan. I'll take it up with management. I'm sure they'll understand.

Until then, please keep watching, and, oh, yeah. Can you handle Nintendo's Wii? Time will tell, my friend, time will tell.

In the words of our hero, Shaggy 2 Dope, "The Gathering is Coming!"

Stay Juggy.

The Webmaster

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