The Webmaster Loves You


Posted April 14, 2006 - By Stephen Johnson

This special edition of The Webmaster Hates You features nerdcore hip-hopper Beefy who wrote:

From: Beefy

Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:35 PM

To: webmaster

Subject: broken

I think I broke something when trying to make a picture link in my sig. I was unaware of the awesome yet destructive power of it. Please help a brotha out.


Dear Beefy, I don't know how to solve your problem, and I can't possibly be bothered to try to figure it out, but I want to help you in your rap career, so I played your music in the office. According to our resident hip hop expert Popculturekilla, Beefy is “funny, but extremely wack.” Dvinson, in an out-of-character moment of kindness proclaimed Internet Celebrity "a good song" that she actually likes. Mdalonzo said your album is "bad, but bad like that's-the-point bad," but concedes that Internet Celebrity has a killer hook. So there you have it.

If you're interested in Beefy and the whole nerdcore hip-hop thing, go to beefyness.com, or for a broader overview of the whole nerdcore scene, download this comp. album upon which Beefy appears.

Sorry I can't help you with that photo thing, man. I'm really really lazy.

The Webmaster Loves You


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