This special edition of The Webmaster Hates You features nerdcore hip-hopper Beefy who wrote:
Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2006 10:35 PM
I think I broke something when trying to make a picture link in my sig. I was unaware of the awesome yet destructive power of it. Please help a brotha out.
Dear Beefy, I don't know how to solve your problem, and I can't possibly be bothered to try to figure it out, but I want to help you in your rap career, so I played your music in the office. According to our resident hip hop expert Popculturekilla, Beefy is “funny, but extremely wack.” Dvinson, in an out-of-character moment of kindness proclaimed Internet Celebrity "a good song" that she actually likes. Mdalonzo said your album is "bad, but bad like that's-the-point bad," but concedes that Internet Celebrity has a killer hook. So there you have it.
Sorry I can't help you with that photo thing, man. I'm really really lazy.