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Three generations of golfers, a father, son, and grandfather, are about to tee off when a beautiful woman approaches them, explains that her partner didn't show up, and asks if she can join them. They instantly agree.

The woman tells them, "Guys, I don't care how you behave or what you do or say today. All I ask is that you don't coach me on my game."

The men are surprised when she knocks the cover off the ball, 225 yards right down the middle. She continues to shoot an amazing round, with a par or birdie on most holes.

By the time they get to the 18th green, she's down to a 12-foot putt for par. She looks at the three men and says, "Guys, I want to thank you for not coaching me today. This has been the best round of my life! I've never shot par before, so I really want to make this putt. I'll make you a deal. If one of you can help me make par, I promise you a big kiss!"

The son jumps at her suggestion, strolls to the cup, eyes up her putt, and says, "Aim about six inches to the right; the ball will break left about 12 inches from the hole and will go into the cup."

His father looks carefully and says, "Don't listen to him! Aim 12 inches to the right. The ball will break about two feet from the hole."

The grandfather ignores the cup, walks over to her ball, picks it up, and says with a grin, "That's a 'gimme'!"


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