Where was I? Oh yeah, Playboy.com. I'm going to be featured on Playboy.com in my own pictorial. Well, me or one of these other girls (whoever they are): Morgan Webb, Cat Schwartz, Sarah Lane, and Melanie Kim.

We're being featured on a once-in-a-lifetime "Girls of TechTV" poll. You get to vote for your favorite TechTV personality. If you're reading this, well, I think we all know who your favorite personality is. I'm not saying you should vote for me just because I will personally visit everyone who votes for me and shower them with affections not seen on this planet since the last days of Rome. Of course not. I mean I think it's great that Morgan, Cat, Sarah, Melanie, and I (Laura Swisher) are being honored by Playboy.com.

So remember, it's not every day you have such an easy decision to make. Vote for Laura and make the world a better place. Or vote for those other happy, shiny girls who really aren't as nice as they seem. Trust me.