You set the scene. We film the video. It's just that easy.

Here at "The Screen Savers" we're blessed with legions of adoring if not slightly obsessed fans. Each week we field metric tons of email questions concerning the behind-the-scenes antics of our staff members -- many of them clean.

The sad fact is that we TSS staffers are boring, boring people. If we're not sitting in a cube, then we're thinking about sitting in a cube or in the kitchen grabbing a glass of water and some Pop Tarts before returning dutifully to our cube.

You, the loyal TSS fan, can change all of that.

The contest

Send us an idea for a fictional scene involving one or more members of "The Screen Savers" staff. If we choose your scene, we will film it, play it on the Web, and send you a copy of the video signed by the stars of your scene.

Scene ideas can be anything from movie parodies to original one-act plays. The simpler and shorter the better.

Hint: Star power (Leo and Pat) is hard to come by. Your scene has a better chance of winning if it involves less-than-major players.

Sample scene submission

Martin discovers that his hard drive is haunted by the ghost of Gordon Moore, co-founder of Intel. Then he discovers that Gordon Moore is still alive. Wackiness ensues.

How to enter

Click here to email us your scene submissions. Depending on the quantity and quality of the submissions, we will shoot a new fan fiction flick every few weeks.

Turn your TSS dreams into a reality. Send your submissions today!