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    Darth Vader Pizza

    Vader: "Where is the pepperoni? Is it safe? Is it all right?" Palpatine: "It seems in your anger, you ordered the vegetarian pizza." Vader: "They screwed up my order, I...

    Posted: Oct 25, 2011

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    Darth Vader Steampunk Helmet

    Darth Vapour, the deranged demagogue of dastardly presides over Kaiser Palpasteam's legion of curly mustachioed soldiers with their horseless carriages and mounted crank guns. [Source]

    Posted: Sep 2, 2011 | 4 Comments

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    Darth Vader's Favorite Side Of The Moon

    Sure, Pink Floyd's prog-rock avante-garde approach didn't exactly agree with Vader's more straight hard rock tastes, but he figured that he should take his own advice and give himself to the Dark...

    Posted: Apr 6, 2012

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    Darth Vader Is A Tough Father

    No daughter of his is going to traipse around Coruscant's Red Light District looking like a common Hutt Slave! It turns out that the destruction of Alderaan was actually caused by Leia missing her...

    Posted: Sep 21, 2011

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    Darth Vader: Rock Guitarist

    Whammy bars are for housewives and little girls! He may have taught himself how to play during his Emo phase in the Clone Wars, but dammit, Vader has got some underrated shredding skills, rivaled...

    Posted: Oct 7, 2011

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    Darth Vader Polo Shirt

    Now, when, or if you manage to get yourself up to the Hamptons in the summer, you'll be able walk around with appropriate attire, while regaling women with anecdotes about how quickly an Imperial...

    Posted: Sep 26, 2011

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    Darth Vader's 'Noooo' in Classic Movies

    It's great that George Lucas' decision to add Darth Vader's "Noooo" to the Star Wars Blu-ray releases has turned into a new Internet meme. Check out this video where the infamous cry has...

    Posted: Sep 13, 2011

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    Darth Vader Is Psycho

    The sexual undertones of the scene which this parodies makes this particular scenario especially disturbing. Although, the thought of "Darth Bates" having an office filled with taxidermy...

    Posted: Jul 20, 2011

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    Darth Vader Hot Air Balloon

    Just after the destruction of the first Death Star, Vader tried his hand as a hot air balloon guide. The advertised price for a tour of the recently-annexed Yavin IV was 300 credits, but up in the...

    Posted: Apr 4, 2012

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    Darth Vader's Life Pictogram

    The accurate pictorial description in the beginning of the timeline makes up for the egregious mistake at the end where Luke has the wrong lightsaber color. /geeky observation [Source]

    Posted: Feb 3, 2012

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    Darth Vader's Breakfast

    Doing your daily rounds of galactic oppression can't begin without a simple, balanced, nutritious breakfast full of fiber and vitamin C. Vader searched his feelings and knew this to be true. [Source]

    Posted: Jan 30, 2012

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    Darth Vader: Synth Lord

    Years ago, he turned against his former master, Jan Hammer Kenobi and embarked on an evil quest to dominate the universe of campy soundtracks. While his skills with the keytar were unmatched, the...

    Posted: Jan 9, 2012

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    Darth Vader Speed Painting

    One hour and thirty-three minutes of labor is broken down to just over two minutes as we see this Darth Vader masterpiece come to life. (Which thankfully won't be able to scream "nooooo.")

    Posted: Sep 20, 2011

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    Darth Vader Dog

    While he lacks the deep reverberations of James Earl Jones, this dog has got the breathing apparatus nailed! Additionally, being a dog gives him the innate advantage of pulling off a pretty good...

    Posted: Sep 16, 2011 | 3 Comments

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    Darth Vader Stars In Yes Man

    Now, more than ever, revisionist cinematic history has given us many instances where the wheezing Sith Lord has screamed his famous interjection and someone needs to stop him. So, what would...

    Posted: Sep 6, 2011

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