How the heck did you end up working for Attack of the Show?

I was working as a street vendor selling chinchilla taquitos in the meat packing district of Chicago. One day I was approached by a man in black who said my taquitos were the best thing he had ever tasted and I was immediately offered a job as a segment producer on Attack of the Show. Unfortunately my only television experience was taking up residence in a large cardboard box of a plasma screen TV for six months and reading the occasional Star magazine. I think the man in black immediately regretted his decision in hiring me, but every morning I leave a fresh chinchilla taquito on his desk and so far have managed to not get fired.

What's your primary duty on AOTS?

My primary duty on the show is to make sure the chinchillas are kept in a cool dry place so as not to stink.

What's the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in the name of AOTS?

The most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me while working on AOTS was when Brendan Moran walked in on me and Drunk Vader when I was feeling a bit vulnerable and had a little too much to drink…..wait a minute, I’ve already said too much. Next question.
 
What does the phrase “Attack of the Show” mean to you?

What does the phrase "Attack of the Show" mean to me?...Hmmm, it means somebody had a little too much time on his hands and wrote a long winded argument as to why the show should be called such, when it clearly should have been called “Copping a Feel of the Collective Geek Marble Sac Hour!”

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Posted: September 7, 2005

How the heck did you end up working for Attack of the Show?

I was working as a street vendor selling chinchilla taquitos in the meat packing district of Chicago. One day I was approached by a man in black who said my taquitos were the best thing he had ever tasted and I was immediately offered a job as a segment producer on Attack of the Show. Unfortunately my only television experience was taking up residence in a large cardboard box of a plasma screen TV for six months and reading the occasional Star magazine. I think the man in black immediately regretted his decision in hiring me, but every morning I leave a fresh chinchilla taquito on his desk and so far have managed to not get fired.

What's your primary duty on AOTS?

My primary duty on the show is to make sure the chinchillas are kept in a cool dry place so as not to stink.

What's the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in the name of AOTS?

The most embarrassing thing to ever happen to me while working on AOTS was when Brendan Moran walked in on me and Drunk Vader when I was feeling a bit vulnerable and had a little too much to drink…..wait a minute, I’ve already said too much. Next question.
 
What does the phrase “Attack of the Show” mean to you?

What does the phrase "Attack of the Show" mean to me?...Hmmm, it means somebody had a little too much time on his hands and wrote a long winded argument as to why the show should be called such, when it clearly should have been called “Copping a Feel of the Collective Geek Marble Sac Hour!”


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