How the heck did you end up working for Attack of the Show?

I don’t actually work for the show . . .the show works for me. It takes out the trash, mows the lawn, and feeds my cat, Malibu.
 
What's your primary duty on AOTS?

I am a toilet on the show: When things get too bloated, I get peed on. They call that being a “Production Manger,” but I think it’s just an inflated title. I’m just dirty porcelain.
 
What's the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in the name of AOTS?

I “sold out” to the man. I peddle things in the name of voice-over. I disgust myself… for the right cash.
 
What does the phrase “Attack of the Show” mean to you?

"Attack of the Show" means I always have at least one excuse every time something goes wrong. Instead of taking blame for yelling at the girl at the registration desk at every event I go to… I can just say “Sorry, Honey… It’s Attack of the Show.”

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Posted: September 7, 2005

How the heck did you end up working for Attack of the Show?

I don’t actually work for the show . . .the show works for me. It takes out the trash, mows the lawn, and feeds my cat, Malibu.
 
What's your primary duty on AOTS?

I am a toilet on the show: When things get too bloated, I get peed on. They call that being a “Production Manger,” but I think it’s just an inflated title. I’m just dirty porcelain.
 
What's the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done in the name of AOTS?

I “sold out” to the man. I peddle things in the name of voice-over. I disgust myself… for the right cash.
 
What does the phrase “Attack of the Show” mean to you?

"Attack of the Show" means I always have at least one excuse every time something goes wrong. Instead of taking blame for yelling at the girl at the registration desk at every event I go to… I can just say “Sorry, Honey… It’s Attack of the Show.”


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