Yoda gets credit for being a wrinkled green sage, but is he really? And Chewbacca--he's been pegged as the muscle. But is that fair? Does talking funny really equal intelligence...or, in Chewie's case, do grunts equal stupidity? We put the aliens to the test to find out.

With three out of four points, Chewbacca slaughters Yoda in this battle of the brains. All those smarts and a silky coat of fur, too? Life just isn't fair.