Our intrepid tech reporter braves the wilds of Indianapolis to attend Star Wars Celebration III – the world’s largest fan convention!

Okay, so look. I just got attacked by two midget Mexican wrestlers. I’ll explain later. For now, all you need to know is that I hit Star Wars Celebration III in Indianapolis–-off-the-meter geeksposure, but one hell of a weekend.

As usual, I brought along a full complement of 21st-century whizbang technology.

Acecad’s Digi-Memo pad captures your penstrokes and saves digital files of your notes and doodles on any ordinary paper.

Beltronics’ RX65 radar detector has multi-band, multi-scan capacity to help you fight the fuzz in any jurisdiction, even overseas.

Nikon’s StabilEyes binoculars bring the latest word in milspec image stabilization to a consumer product.

The Darth Vader Star Wars plug-and-play game from Jakks Pacific is way more fun than you’d think you could have for $20.

Okay, look… E3 is almost here. And the midgets did a number on me. I can barely stand. Just tune into Filter for details on Star Wars Celebration. And, uh, yeah. That’s about it.