ORIGINALLY AIRED: 12/25/2005

Asslane

Episode #5020

Billie and Van go undercover to end the partnership between a crazy crystal methamphetamine manufacturer, Murdoch Goucher (Tommy Lee of the rock band Motley Crue in his acting debut), and a pornography producer, Lena (supermodel Naomi Campbell), who distributes the drug. But Billie and Van are horrified when they are paired to audition for an adult film. Meanwhile, Deaq poses as a biker and tries to keep up with the drugged Murdoch's exploits. Recurring guest star Jay Mohr appears as Rolland Hill, the police department's chief investigator of Internal Affairs.