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'Age Of Conan' GM Fired After Cyber Sex
Posted By: John Manalang - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:35 AM

Funcom, creators of the Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures MMORPG, fired a game master after he got a little too happy and participated in cyber sexual relations with a player. No need for any witty remarks, just read an excerpt from the chat transcription below:

GM: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM ;)
Player: Of course, I thought you were THA MASTER. Gamer Master.

Funcom said that they are "aware of this matter, and necessary measures have been taken." However, after browsing through the steaming transcript, it seems that the player was the one provoking the GM to have a "cyber fix with [the player's] body." Alright, that's enough.

BigDownload: Funcom fires employee for having cyber sex with player




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Posted by Jamagh - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:57 AM
People still play that?

Posted by HaseoGUA - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 10:59 AM
lol!!! WTF!!!!

Why would you do that o.O

Posted by Darkshadowkg - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:07 AM
does any body find this oddly hilarious

Posted by cmdluke - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:13 AM
I think its a little creepy that a GM would do this. sure the player egged him on, but he went into some graphic detail there.

Posted by Darkshadowkg - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:14 AM
does any body find this oddly hilarious

Posted by deleted_00F7AF04-F47B-4A59-BCC2-2D429C739029 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:14 AM
Ahh, this makes me think about my first love, Lara Croft and her curvy polygons in the first tomb raider, we use to get high and have sex at every checkpoint, lmao

Posted by deathsdelivery - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:16 AM
I do Darkshadowkg, indeed its odd and hilarious at the same time.
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Posted by Al_Coholic - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:23 AM
Wow, how desperate are you?

Posted by theg90 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:45 AM
LVL 70 WARRIOR LF CYBER

Posted by jamestkirk69 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 11:49 AM
epic conclusion, IT WAS TWO DUDES! LOL

Posted by altizar - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:13 PM
Fired? Most GM's are unpaid volunteers. . .

Posted by cryfordawn - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:19 PM
What is the name of this game? Never heard of it.. OH YES i have it flopped 2 months ago and its called Age of we released the game a year to early and no one plays anymore. OH YA

Posted by ThataUFO - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:20 PM
Im not that shocked by this. These guys play this game 24/7. How are the supposed to get action IRL other than a red right hand?
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Posted by MartyMcFly84 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:27 PM
Wow, so funny, so pathetic. Of course it turned out to be a guy!

This couldn't have been written any better with all the pathetic innuendos and roleplaying lol just too funny!

Posted by Darkshadowkg - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:40 PM
...... it flopped? didn't it's sales almost catch up to wow and didn't whole clans of wow go to this game?

Posted by ahughes - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:44 PM
WoW that is pathetic, first off stupid gay game, second two gay dudes, third get a life

Posted by WhiteTrash - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:54 PM
hahahhaahahhahahaahahahhahaaaa aa!!!!!!

Posted by jester8652 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 12:55 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!11!! !!1one
Thats great. Thats what you get GM man. It was a dude! Haha, Cyber AIDS for you!

Posted by Smartguy81 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:05 PM
@darkshadowkg

It hasn't flopped yet. It will start a quicker death in September when WAR releases and finally kick the bucket when WoTLK comes out. Funcom stock is in the toilet compared to what it was when this game released. They are borrowing money to pay bills right now. Most people play the one month and say the hell with it.

Posted by Spiderish - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 2:07 PM
Prime marketting opportunity, "Age Of Conan, our GM's will Eff you. That's how we WoW!"

Posted by bapesta - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 4:50 PM
that is the single most pathetic thing ive ever seen in my life, what lonely poor soules

Posted by Mean_Old_Man - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 6:11 PM
Reminds me of the good old days when we used to have city-wide orgies in the streets in Star Wars Galaxies. HA!

Posted by xeno975 - Tuesday, August 12, 2008 7:08 PM
E-SEX!!!!!!!!

Posted by Manzi - Sunday, August 17, 2008 10:40 PM
A podcast did a reenactment of the transcript from the Funcom GM and the players who engage in the cyber sex scandal in the beginning of August.

This is hilarious you need to listen to this.

http://www.totalgamingnetwor k.com/main/showthread.php?t=17 3224

The reading of the transcript starts at 18:00

Here is the direct link to the show it is in .mp3 format.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/ ~r/TotalGamingNetworkPodcast/~ 5/367653161/TGNPodcast_018.mp3

Posted by Hailsrend - Thursday, March 12, 2009 11:57 AM
Stupid GM. Still a good game now that the bugs are being fixed.

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