What's the most ridiculous stunt you've ever done?
Lost my virginity.
What's on Blair Herter's personal road sign?
Caution: Unicorn Crossing
Who haven't you met that you're dying to meet?
Abraham Lincoln. His beard was AMAZING.
Show us your geek credentials, sir.
I'm not gonna go down the "I spend X amount of hours playing video games per week" road because I can play games for work so that doesn't count. I'll just say that I've been avidly collecting comic books for the better part of 20 years and have a collection somewhere in the neighborhood of 20,000 issues/graphic novels. I'm what an AA sponser would call a "drunk Ebayer."
What would we be surprised to know about you?
I don't know if I'm all that surprising. I tend to wear my neuroses on my sleeve.
My perfect game would be...
Diablo II. And, I assume, Diablo III. Also, Diablo IV through The Last One They Make Before I Die.
What goes on a Blair Herter sandwich?
Three slices of bad decisions on a loaf of freshly toasted "It's better to beg for forgiveness later than ask for permission now" bread, all washed down with a flagon of Guinness and a Macallan 18 chaser.
What's written on your gravestone?
"Hello visitor. I really like your shoes. The soles are incredibly well made."
What would you be doing if you lived in the 19th Century?
Probably having unprotected sex because most STD's haven't been invented yet. Or making clogs. Depends on if the Colonial lasses are receptive to my wily charms...
Give us some advice.
Every time you watch G4--and X-Play specifically--an angel gets their wings, a puppy is born, you receive +3 attractiveness points, get 7 steps closer to realizing your dreams, and become decidedly superior to the person you dislike most in the world. So watch G4.