Are These Items Too Weird to Sell?

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Tobin Shelton

Win a Date with Toby Shelton! Hey What's up, looking for a hot date? Well then go no further. I will take you out to dinner and a movie, no matter where you are. I'm a normal guy, I bathe regularly. How can you turn me down? Women only, please.


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Ryan Murray

Brendan Moran's Soul. Purchased three years ago at a bar. Owner was drunk and unaware of what he was doing. Soul likes the drinkey. Winner gets a certificate showing soul is theirs. Pay Pal, cold hard cash, and AOTS accepted. HAPPY BIDDING!



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Derek Marble

Here it is ladies and gentleman, the Attack of the Show megaphone. This is the proof that Pereira is correct in opening the show with “Megaphone this.” Bid now to put all those in disbelief to shame by “Megaphoning this” through the AOTS megaphone,


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Alex Shannon

This limited edition “I got drunk with Drunk Vader” certificate indicates that you went to an insane party hosted by the drunken star and drank a little too much tequila then found yourself out on the street wondering why you have a certificate.