At long last, the ignominious malady that has forced millions of men to suffer in arid silence may have a solution!

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"The sound of your voice, it displeases me...a lot.

Silence yourself, or I'll trample your face shut and be the happiest horse shipped off to the glue factory."

Things could get very interesting in Asgard, as Thor 2 has found its villain. (At least, one of them, anyway.)

Mads Mikkelsen, best known for playing the blood-crying, testicle-torturing villain, Le Chiffre in Casino Royale has joined the cast of the Norse God's solo sequel for the role of a yet-to-be-revealed antagonist.

With shooting set for later this summer, this is actually the first notable casting news dropped about the film, which will be helmed by Game of Thrones director, Alan Taylor.

With Tom Hiddleston's Loki still set to return for more inter-dimensional mischief, it may be the case that after the fiasco in The Avengers with the Chitauri, that Loki might not be so quick to team with this new bad guy on the block and may even take exception with his being there.

Thor 2 crosses the rainbow bridge to theaters on November 15, 2013.

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Friendly Tip: That critical moment when carefully backing-in to a parking space that's perilously-located next to the water is NOT the best time for a YOLO moment.

The fact that it's empty does not mean that the bottom of a river is a good parking space.

"You okay back there, honey? Daddy needs his lower back support and you're doing a great job being it."

He might be trying to hide the baby from the conductor in case there's an extra baby ticket charge.

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A zoetrope is a spinning device that creates an optical illusion of motion. A "caketrope" is the same thing, except made out of cake. Filmmaker Alexander Dubosc created (and possibly invented) his very own for a chocolately, nutty tribute to director Tim Burton. Not only is this adorable, but it also looks quite delicious.

Now can someone make a donut-trope for me?

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Time for another Attack of the Show classic! Kevin Pereira plays the light in this parody commercial for Beamz. Oh, Flaccid Deluxe: we'll miss you so.

We get it. So does this polar bear. It's the Friday before the long weekend and all we want to do is stretch, nap, yawn and roll around in the Arctic snow. Don't you?

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"What's the matter sailor? Where are those puppy dog eyes that I saw back at the bar?

If you want to get me on my knees, it's got to be quid pro quo."

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Give Kevin Pereira 10 minutes in the studio, and he'll come up with a new hot single that'll take over the world. We're taking another trip down into the Attack of the Show vault with Kevin and Candace, and here's what they dug up from 2006.