"I'm doing a good job cleaning your windshield, am I not?
Would you happen to have any spare change for a homeless camel that's been hit by hard times in this economy?
I haven't had a rider in two years. It's not for lack of trying, it's just that humans tend to shy away from camels with fleas and a crack habit.
I'm not going to use that money for crack, I promise. -- Well, maybe some of it. You, know a little hair of the dog?"