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Pretentious Octopus

Posted October 18, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Pretentious Octopus

"This Pacific Ocean water is sooo pedestrian and bland.

I prefer to get my refreshment water imported in bottles from the Arctic Ocean where it's cleaner and tastes less like...you people.

Now, if you don't mind, I'm off to my 12:00 tentacure appointment."