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Cat Won't Get Off The Stove

Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"This surface is smooth and cool. I totally called it as my new bed and I'm not giving it up.

You might as well find somewhere else to cook your stupid Russian cabbage dishes, Olga.

-- Oh, so you'd really turn on the burners? Well, I guess you just wanted it a little more than I did.

Checkmate for now, human, but this isn't over."