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Not Quite A Mario Brother

Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Not Quite A Mario Brother

Super Mariano doesn't need magic caps, capes, and animals tails to fly; He just needs a little meth and the perpetual delusion that he's an original character that someone out there actually gives a damn about.

His logo is the symbol for the ladies room, where he spends his days hiding, hoping the perfect woman stops by and has a seat.