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This Box Contains Patriotism

Posted October 16, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

This Box Contains Patriotism

This box that's wedged against the top of this ceiling isn't just any old cardboard box; It's the corrugated king of cardboard made from the trees of Mount Vernon and mixed with blood of bald eagles.

It's the essence of America and you'd best handle it with pride and dignity if you know what's good for you.