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Nun Caught Shoplifting Beer

Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It looks like this nun will need to pay a penance which entails a little more than 1,000 Hail Marys and some ruler slaps to the wrist.

Indeed, this sticky-fingered sister thought she had pulled a fast one over this convenience store, unaware that "someone above" was watching in disgust.

Now, she'll need to make a new pair rosary beads from the teeth she knocks out of the bitches who get fresh with her in the slammer.