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Generic Soda Win

Baxter
Posted October 10, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Generic Soda Win

While plain Mountain Dew just gives you a slight caffeinated, citrusy jolt, Mountain Lion gets you so worked up, you become a ravenous hunter in the African wilderness that is your office space. No cubicle or mandatory sensitivity seminar will be powerful enough contain your majesty.

While Dr. Pepper leaves you with a delicious caramel/cherry flavor, Dr. Perky leaves you with nipples that practically stick through your shirt.

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