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Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

Posted October 9, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Normal Umbrellas Are For Suckers

Sure, you could whip-out your p**sy parasol and be like everyone else, if that's what you feel you need to do.

However, this guy knows what's really up. Nothing says "I'm cooler and dryer than you" than sporting your own homegrown super-sized leaves courtesy of plant steroids and the defilement of Mother Nature.