Stone Cold E.T. may have accidentally crashed in an affluent suburb, hangs around with children, and has an unnatural craving for Reese's Pieces, but don't think he won't whoop your mealy-mouthed ass on the way to White Castle.
You see, Stone Cold E.T. is pissed off about number of things from a horrible video game being made about him on the Atari to seeing Steven Spielberg go back to his movie and digitally replace guns with walkie-talkies. He's not above taking it out on you, me, or Vince McMahon.
...And that's the bottom line 'cause Stone Cold E.T. phones home! Can I get a hell yeah?!