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You Won't Need A Golden Ticket Here

Posted October 4, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

You Won't Need A Golden Ticket Here

Unlike that other Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory, this one isn't a wonderland of colorful backgrounds and chocolate lakes where children are whisked away by Oompa Loompas for breaking the rules.

Rather, it's one where children are given drugs to see colorful backgrounds, thrown in lakes made from their own chocolate, and are whisked away by creepy European guys with unibrows for breaking profit.