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It's Way Better Than A Clown

Posted October 1, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It's Way Better Than A Clown

Kids born with a laptop in their arms and Wi-Fi in their cribs are hardly entertained by some Bozo imitator who honks his nose-horn and makes phallic-shaped balloon animals.

Now, you can get your children something that will warm their hearts (and crotches) forever: A lap dance.