"Wow, thanks for putting this jacket thingy on me, human. Really cool of you.
It feels like it weighs a ton and I'll probably have to struggle to even crawl any place I go, but hey, if it's convenient for you, who am I to complain?
Yup, it's so nice that you can just pick me up like some kind of canine carry-on. I'm just oozing dignity right now."