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Perfect Groomers For Your Short Round

Posted September 21, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Perfect Groomers For Your Short Round

They're the only groomers that will actually rip your pet's still-beating heart out its chest...and clean off any heartworms they find.

They also own a taxidermy place called "Draping of The Crystal Skull," a funeral home called "Rest Your Bones in this Last Crusade," and a teen pregnancy counseling center called "Raiders of the Lost Virginity."