Live Weeknights at 7PM ET
Welcome to TV's only source for all the stuff you care about from the coolest viral videos to the hottest new gadgets, comics and movies. Attack of the Show gets it before it gets out.

Pug With Freakishly-Long Tongue

Posted September 14, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It's never a good thing when licking a Popsicle requires physical movement that risks whiplash.

For this little pug, being endowed with a super-long slimy-spit-sponge doesn't come with any benefits since his water dish is kept at face level and doggy porn has an extremely limited appeal.

...But, then again, he probably doesn't even have to bend over to lick himself.