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Bird That Cleans Out Your Eyes

Posted September 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Much to the advantage of this girl, her bird has developed as taste for lema, that crusty crap which forms in the corners of your eyes while you sleep.

When you weigh the risk of having a bird peck junk out of your eyes with a sharp beak versus the crucible inconvenience of taking two whole seconds to wipe it out yourself, the choice is perfectly obvious, right?

The next step in the world of "having animals do your hygiene," is to train weasels to shave a woman's legs.