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Master Of The Car Wash

Posted September 13, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Why would you put the important task of cleaning your car in the hands of some coin-operated drive-thru machine or even a group of twinkly-eyed jailbait hanging around an intersection raising money for their field hockey team? There's just too much at stake!

That's why you hire this guy, who will approach the cleansing of your car as a sacred art form.

Just as Bruce Lee famously said to empty your mind and be shapeless, "like water," this guy is being water just fine, straight out of a power hose.