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Turtle On Skates Steals Lettuce

Posted September 11, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

It doesn't matter if you were in the middle of some freaky turtle-themed roller-disco cosplay. When you get a hankering for lettuce, it cannot wait for anything.

Unfortunately, for this small grocery store, that means carnage and larceny.