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Get Your Kids Haircuts With Switchblades

Posted September 7, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Get Your Kids Haircuts With Switchblades

"Because, let's face it, you don't have the stones to cut your kids like they truly deserve.

So, bring them over and for only $12.95 our team of ex-cons with tear tattoos on the corner of their eyes will work their razor-sharp instruments around the heads of your kids with deadly precision...for whatever style of haircut they choose."