"Breaker, breaker, 1-2. Uhhh, check, check one sibilance, sibilance. I, like need some help here, or something.
Sure, I may have been late for my flight, but when I finally got here, the gate was closed, no one was behind the desk, and no other passengers were waiting around.
What could this all mean? Is this an episode of The Twilight Zone or its movie spinoff with the wussy vampire and his mopey teenage chick?"