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Fire Safety Level: Dasani

Posted September 5, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Fire Safety Level: Dasani

It looks like this school had to make some necessary cutbacks in some unorthodox ways.

Besides, who needs fancy fire extinguishers? Either sprinkle a water bottle over the fire, or just toss a freshman on top to put it out.

Additionally, the fire alarm is now just a Rube Goldberg-type device in which a battery-operated fan rings a bicycle bell.