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Caterpillar Wants To Be Eaten

Posted September 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

"You know, everyone keeps telling me how cool it's going to be when I undergo metamorphosis and become a butterfly, but frankly, I just don't see the point.

How can I just fly around, flapping my pretty colorful wings when there's so much suffering in the world?

Screw it, if I'm gonna go, I might as well contribute back to the ecosystem. It sure is better than drowning at the bottom of a tequila bottle.

So, have at me, Mr. Frog!"