"You know, everyone keeps telling me how cool it's going to be when I undergo metamorphosis and become a butterfly, but frankly, I just don't see the point.
How can I just fly around, flapping my pretty colorful wings when there's so much suffering in the world?
Screw it, if I'm gonna go, I might as well contribute back to the ecosystem. It sure is better than drowning at the bottom of a tequila bottle.
So, have at me, Mr. Frog!"