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Your Kids Will Be Assimilated Tomorrow

Posted September 3, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Your Kids Will Be Assimilated Tomorrow

Labor Day has always been that bittersweet final vestige of your summer vacation and freedom before the inevitable somber walk back into the "collective" that is school.

While Jean-Luc Picard was able to escape it with a little help from the crew of the Enterprise D, it's pretty much a given that you won't be so lucky.