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Stormtrooper Parenting

Posted August 30, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

Stormtrooper Parenting

"Now, son, remember to use the crosswalk button properly and look both ways before crossing the street.

Also, perhaps more importantly, if some creepy, crusty old guy in a landspeeder tries to tell you that these aren't the droids you're looking for, he's actually nothing but a filthy, stinking, LIAR!

Now, then, we're off to target practice. Remember son, never fire directly at your target. Our genetics prevents us from doing that, so you're better off just shooting wildly in random directions and hope to get lucky."