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The Only Cereal You'll Call Number One

Posted August 29, 2012 - By Joseph Baxter

The Only Cereal You'll Call Number One

Daily servings of this cereal will, much like the cereal's namesake, Jonathan Frakes, mysteriously cause a kick-ass beard to grow on your face sometime around the second season.

With the addition of some milk and strawberries, you'll be one smooth son-of-a-gun with an innate desire to nail your ship's counselor.